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Feb. 8th, 2009

phoenix

One of these things is not like the others....


Jan. 25th, 2009

phoenix

Pistol Shrimp Revisited

A long while ago I posted something about Pistol Shrimp. I just came across a pretty good video about them now. The bubble thing is mind blowing. I really hope humans don't get that technology.

Embedding is disabled, but here is the link.


The previous post.



phoenix

Writer's Block: Listening In

Even if you're not actively eavesdropping, you can hear some interesting things. What's the best conversation you've ever overheard?


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If anyone has read the Madeleine L'Engle Vicky Austin series knows that one game the kids played together was just dispersing into a crowd for a while and then seeing who had overheard the strangest or best thing. I actually quite like the idea. The strange snippets you can come across interest me. Especially seeing what some people are talking about, if it makes any sense at all.

I don't have any all time quotes that I can remember right now. But just a few hours earlier I was waiting for a bus and the two girls beside me were talking. One was trying to figure out when to break up with her boyfriend of two years, either now or after Valentines day or in the summer. And apparently she may have been on her way home, where he'd be and not know what was going on.

It was heartbreaking really. Very sad. Especially since she didn't seem that upset, just frustrated and trying to determine when to schedule it almost. Though she was working on the idea for minimum hurt and I've been in a similar situation, it still was so sad to hear.

Jan. 22nd, 2009

phoenix

The cuteness! It's painful! Why must they be so cute???


Warning: Link contains a video of baby animals that are being deadly cute. Proceed with caution.


And the little sounds! Oh my goodness! *melts*

phoenix

The Lost Generation



Jan. 20th, 2009

phoenix

The Start of a New Era



Today was a great day. May this be the first of many
more to come. I pray this will be a good, good change.

Jan. 19th, 2009

phoenix

Writer's Block: So Long, Farewell

It's the last day in office for George Bush. There's been a lot of talk in the media lately about Bush's legacy. What do you think he will be most remembered for?


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Honestly, I'm not going to answer this. I don't feel like getting into that right now. I just think the other answers are interesting.

Tomorrow is a new day. May it be a good one.

Jan. 16th, 2009

phoenix

USA 2010?

From wtf_omgz



The article

California under China's control? What part of that doesn't makes sense? Oh right... all of it.

This is slightly odd though, I had a dream last night where the states fractured into 4 so that governing was easier. A main part of the dream was trying to figure out what Hawaii would do. The conclusion was something along the lines of what the Galápagos Islands do. And Alaska joined Canada of course.

Maybe I'm a psychic now!
...nah.


Jan. 13th, 2009

phoenix

More on the Prop that never dies!

The newest twist.

I like how he had to change his opinion due to the actual legality of the issue.

Dec. 22nd, 2008

phoenix

Join us!!!! Against the chemists!!!!

Cuttlefish! )




Dec. 14th, 2008

phoenix

Daily Show and Mike Huckabee

Clip of the second half of the interview.

Jon does so well to logically and calmly debate and respond. He is so good at catching the turns and flips to label what the idea actually is and state the fallacy. Very impressive. Very impressive.

Dec. 13th, 2008

phoenix

Cute little WTF commercial



Dec. 12th, 2008

phoenix

Writer's Block: Coast Range

"If you had to choose, would you rather live in the mountains or by the ocean?"

Why choose just one? Vancouver British Columbia, I'll get to you one day!

Dec. 11th, 2008

phoenix

Time for some comic links! And other business.

So... my current relationship has had an interesting effect on me. I have become... cuddly. Unusually cuddly. And my mushy level has honestly increased. It's bizarre and frankly unsettling. An old theory is that I am likely a romantic very, very deep down. It's just covered by a thick, almost impenetrable protective layer of cynicism, sarcasm, pessimism and the remnants of my freakish dating life. That being said, I loved this xkcd comic. I wonder why? :P

On another note.
This Questionable Content comic amused me. It's more applicable for a friend then for me personally, but the last panel cracks me up.


In regards to previous posts, the political situation in Canada has taken a few more interesting twists. I can't wait for the break when I get to sit and figure out what the hell is going on. It was prorogued? Dion did what? Rae made a push for the leadership? Rae conceded when? What?!?! Crazy.

Also, I've got to figure out what control lets me identify who comments. If you do not have a lj account, please sign your comment! Does anyone know  who the heck it is who commented on the craigslist post? Cause until I figure that out, that comment is just creepy as all get out. I understand BDSM and realize I may have friends with related interests, but unless that person lets me know what was intended by the comment, it will be considered trolling and be deleated. And for the record, yes, I suspect Craigslist could have something in that market. Not that I want to know about it though!

That's all for now. Take care and hang in there!

Dec. 8th, 2008

phoenix

You can find anything on Craigslist!

Free Boyfriend (Gentilly)
Reply to: sale-944390877@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-04, 1:36AM CST

39 years old
Disease Free
No driver's license
Carpenter
Capable of convincing passion when broke
Has really nice dog with fleas
If you are codependent, this is the man for you. He will depend on you for everything. If you have money, all the better. He only requires Cable TV (with all the sports channels). He cooks really greasy red meat and decent omlettes but doesn't clean up after himself. He has an amazing and eclectic C.D. collection, and he won't mind if you upload all of his music onto your ipod or computer. If you have a Home Depot Credit Card, he will perform well in bed until the card is maxed out. He has no friends, so you don't have to worry about him inviting people over. He smokes cigarettes and never empties ashtrays. He has absolutely no possessions except large tools and clothing and those C.D's. He is a decent carpenter, but will never finish anything you ask him to do. If you don't call him, you will never fight over the fact that he never answers the phone. He's a great parallel parker and is good in bed - he never forces women to do things they're uncomfortable with.

Please email me if you would like me to transport this man to your sofa or Lazy Boy. He has beautiful blue eyes and weights 130 pounds and can be extremely romantic upon meeting a woman.

This is a perfect person to spend the holidays with if you just want a really codependent person to keep you company.

He will be out on the curb January 1, 2009, but it would be better if you took him now. Delivery is free. I will bring him to your home and leave him there, no questions asked.

* Location: Gentilly
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 944390877

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Reposted from wtf_inc.

Part of what impresses me is that this woman is just fed up. Imagine what she is like when scorned!

Dec. 7th, 2008

phoenix

Venice Floods...

No one cares.







Now, THAT is a city with an awesome attitude!

'Hey, I've got boots. So long as my table doesn't float away, what do I care?'

Awesome!

Dec. 2nd, 2008

phoenix

Canadian politics for a change

A three-headed monster is born

New Democratic Party leader Jack Layton (L), Liberal leader Stephane Dion (C) and Bloc Quebecois leader Gilles Duceppe take part in a news conference on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Dec. 1, 2008.
New Democratic Party leader Jack Layton (L), Liberal leader Stephane Dion (C) and Bloc Quebecois leader Gilles Duceppe take part in a news conference on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Dec. 1, 2008.

The biggest Liberal loser in the party's electoral history, a self-admitted campaign failure who advocated carbon taxes as sound economy policy and lacks significant Western Canada representation, seems set to become prime minister next week.

Forgive them. They know not what they've done.

Giddy opposition party leaders have decreed nothing will stop them from toppling this government next Monday to create the first governing coalition in almost 100 years, a 30-month, three-headed, Liberal-led monster bonded to New Democrats and Quebec separatists by four pages of policy duct tape.

The government's defeat can now only be avoided if Stephen Harper prematurely pulls the plug on the barely started session of Parliament this week. That seems a desperate and shameless tactic that would merely delay the inevitable until early next year and give the fledgling coalition time to solidify.

This means an electorate that cast a third of its votes for the Conservatives will have their representation replaced by a hodge-podge of lowest common denominator policies produced almost overnight by parties leaning left and toward leaving.

An election no longer seems to be an option. The coalition, despite lacking any modern precedent, has done an admirable job of building the case for securing the Governor-General's blessing to try to govern until June, 2011, subject to change without notice.

That will put the keys to 24 Sussex Drive in the hands of Stéphane Dion, an Official Opposition Leader who has already announced his resignation and set May 2, 2009, as the date to crown his replacement.

The three MPs bidding to replace him will be senior ministers in the new cabinet. Michael Ignatieff, Bob Rae and Dominic LeBlanc will divide their time between governing a country at perilous risk from recession while campaigning hard to win the prime minister's job.

This move is clearly payback for years of facing a Stephen Harper who lay awake at night scheming on ways to eliminate or embarrass the Liberal party without fearing his own vulnerable state as a minority government leader.

That ensures there will be a fury in the land, particularly in the West and specifically in Alberta. Even if New Democrat rookie Linda Duncan of Edmonton becomes the province's token cabinet minister, replacing the five Alberta Conservatives in power now, the frustration of seeing electorally legitimized power seized by Toronto-based Liberals partnered with separatist forces in Quebec will be revolt-worthy in the West.

While the discipline of power may keep the coalition together, more or less flying in loose formation for perhaps a year or even longer, this is not a system of sustainable government as much as it is a power grab minus a compelling reason to exist.

It circumvents the public's Oct. 14 election verdict for no good reason, given the government has capitulated on every grievance their opponents spotted in the fiscal update. This makes it a personal putsch, not a rational rebellion.

It puts Canada on an uncertain track under leadership that will change again within months. In the meantime, Stephen Harper may well join Stéphane Dion as a former prime minister, the price for boneheadedly browbeating his opponents in dangerous times.

The deficit, already accepted as necessary to fight job losses and auto sector failure, is bound to be larger than expected as the coalition unleashes hefty infrastructure relief, industrial bailouts and unspecified housing construction and retrofitting. No projected price tag was attached to the plan Monday.

Under coalition control, the government's size will likely bloat to deal with social issues, environmental policy will be hardened against the energy sector, the large number of Senate vacancies will be restacked with mostly Liberal partisans and Quebec appeasement moves will be even more rampant than currently exist.

It must be acknowledged the coalition's organization is more advanced than anyone could have expected, given that the precipitating move, the botched fiscal update, was less than 100 hours old when the accord was signed Monday afternoon.

There comes a time where an aura descends on political leaders. Stephen Harper always projected confident, unflappable leadership. That changed Monday when his sagging shoulders and lacklustre performance gave him the look of a lost cause trying to come to mental grips with his six-week squandering of the largest minority mandate in Canadian history.

It's still an awful hard squint to see Mr. Dion as a prime minister power-sharing with Jack Layton, but it seems likely to become a reality.

Stéphane Dion is about to get the ultimate do-over to answer this question: Who actually won the last election?

National Post

Now, I'm a Globe and Mail girl myself, but that's a pretty good summary it seems. Gotta love the university bubble, when someone like me who tries to stay aware of political goings on around the world gets blind sided with this today. Amazing.

Now, I don't go for Harper or his party. I love Layton and wish he'd be the leader. But I have a really, really, really bad feeling about this.

I guess it does answer the ol' question of what importance does a Governor-General have. (Personally, I think it would kick ass in a very sick way if she turned them down and went for another election instead. Only to elect Harper again. That's how much of a bad feeling I get about this.)

Let the games begin!

Edit:
More links filled with fun.

And a special one for my American friends. Things are a little different here!

Nov. 25th, 2008

phoenix

They always land on their feet...

No matter how hard they try!

I'm sure it's just trying to scratch that annoying itch in the middle of it's back that's always jusssst out of reach.


Nov. 21st, 2008

phoenix

"Fun"


I think I'm going to decline to comment on this one. Out of concern for my sanity.

Nov. 19th, 2008

phoenix

Well that didn't take long.

Because some things just aren't legal. No matter how many people vote for them.

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